This page contains a number of fun quotes. There is also a link at the bottom to download a PDF containing many more. Enjoy.   ; )

“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect.”
- Mark Twain

“People can be divided into three groups: Those who make things happen, those who watch things happen,  and those who wonder what happened.”
- John W. Newbern

“Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.”
- Ronald Reagan

“The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.” 
- Will Rogers

“A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.”
- George Bernard Shaw

“Go, and never darken my towels again.“
- Groucho Marx

“Far and away the best prize that life offers is the chance to work hard at work worth doing.”
- Theodore Roosevelt

“Never confuse motion with action.”
- Benjamin Franklin

“When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around.  But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned.”
- Mark Twain

“It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.”
- Yogi Berra

“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.”
- Thomas Edison

“It always looks darkest just before it goes totally black.”
- Charlie Brown

“The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.”
- Oscar Wilde

“Experience is not what happens to you, It is what you do with what happens to you.”
- Aldous Huxley

“Anyone who isn't confused really doesn't understand the situation.”
- Edward R. Murrow

“Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.”
- Kin Hubbard

“What we anticipate seldom occurs; what we least expected generally happens.”
- Benjamin Disraeli

“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”
- George Burns

“The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.”
- Elizabeth Taylor

“There are three kinds of lies:  Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics.”
- Benjamin Disraeli

“It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.”
- Edsel Murphy

To download a PDF with these and many more quotes, click below.

Quotes.pdf

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